Gay American Super Hero

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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mememaster:

are you kidding me

mememaster:

are you kidding me

letmelarryyou:

Finishing off your man like

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(Source: nintandao64)

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

Things people with Social Anxiety do

high-energy-introvert:

•go to the bathroom to escape

•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch

•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary

•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable

•follow said person way too much

•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious

•faking an illness to get out of a social event

•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating. 

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

Literally one time my teacher didn’t show up and so one of the students actually taught the class, and then about halfway through the period, the secretary came to the class to ask why the teacher hadn’t submitted the attendance form on the computer and she saw what was going on and was so proud

enemaroberts:

when your straight friends won’t let you blow them

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